READ THIS POST FIRST!!

I know what you're thinking...
1. Doesn't he have blog worthy things going on in his life?
2. How does he expect his readership to explode if he doesn't blog more than every 10 days?
3. Does he care about MY feelings?

And, I also know that you are leaning towards answers of
1. Obviously not
2. God, he's a god damned idiot, and
3. Obviously not

As for 2. and 3., I'm not yet sure how to answer those questions. BUT, I can assure you that I definitely have blog worthy things going on in my life. In fact, so many that I am paralyzed by indecision. Originally, I thought: "I have some shit to talk about... I better get to writing up this monster post that includes all of it before I forget something that I think everyone should know." Then I thought, "but maybe I should write a few different posts so that I can individually reference each of them at a future date if I need to." Then I thought, "maybe I should make this frozen pizza and worry about this crap later." Seriously, I have eaten like 14 pizzas.

Anyway, I'm out of pizzas and its time to make a decision. It's a choose your own adventure. Separate posts which you can link to from this post. Deal with it.

1. Friday night in Seattle... WITH SURPRISE ENDING.
2. Saturday golf.
3. Sunday at Steven's Pass (fun for the whole Family).