Friday night at the movies

Oh man, you will NOT be sorry you chose this little gem.

BRUCE WILLIS WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME.

So, a very large group of us went out on Friday night to the Big Picture downtown. Its a small movie theater that attaches to a bar and will serve you drinks, white cheddar popcorn, etc. during the movie. The popcorn is what I imagine being addicted to crack is like... I couldn't keep my face out of it.

The movie showing that night was called The Bank Job and the general consensus was that it was pretty good. I think someone might have mentioned that they thought it was "so racist", but that same someone may have also slept through most of it. I thought it was good, and that includes good stereotype portrayal.

After the movie, a decent sized group of us made it over to the 5 Spot on the top of Queen Anne. I immediately ordered a banana split and had it finished before anyone else's food got there. Then I helped at least 3 other people finish their meals.

This is where the evening gets a little nutty. At about 12am, we all leave the 5 Spot. I got in my car parked right in front of the restaurant and Brian and Kim get in theirs (also parked right in front). Everyone else had to walk further down the street to get into theirs. Right after Brian and Kim pulled out, a small 4 door sedan BLEW past me and was basically racing down the road. My first thought was, "That guy is going to kill someone..." He was totally out of control and the rest of our group was walking down the road to get to their cars. Brian was stopped at a 4-way stop up the road and the guy pulled into the oncoming lane and tore threw the intersection. Another couple of blocks up he encountered an SUV stopped at a stop sign. He again pulled into the oncoming lane to blow through the intersection again... only this time, there was a Subaru Outback that was turning left. He sideswiped the Subaru and drove directly into the corner deli.



Brian and Kim saw the whole thing happen and I drove up on it about 20 seconds later. Brian called the police and they arrived within 5 minutes (busy night apparently). The guy gets out of the car, climbs over a ton of debris, and immediately asks for a light. After a couple minutes of questions the officer decides to arrest him, to which he replies "I know my rights... you can't do this... DO YOU KNOW WHO MY LAWYER IS!!??" Face hits cruiser hood. It was awesome.

Oh yeah, Kevin Spacey IS Keyser Soze.

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