Seattle

Howdy folks... If you know who I am, then you know that I live in Seattle. If you know me, but don't know that I live in Seattle, you're an idiot. If you don't know me, then now you know I live in Seattle, apart from who I might be. Good for you.

Now, regardless of which of the above categories you fall into... DAMNIT! I've lost my train of thought. Thanks a lot.

Anyhow, here are some pictures I took of Seattle, my home town. Some at Kerry Park on Queen Anne as the sun was setting, and some from Gasworks Park in Fremont/Wallingford later in the evening.

a couple of things...

Ok, so like I said, like 4 hundredths of a second ago, a couple of things:

1. I finished the last episode of the last season of The Sopranos last night. A disproportionate amount of people hated the way it ended. I did not. In fact, it ended better than I could have possibly imagined. Some stuff happened that was awesome. Then some more stuff happened after that (as opposed to some stuff NOT happening). My advice to America: Quit being so damned negative all the time.

2. There is this website that you should check out. I wasted a fair amount of time on it the other day... mostly laughing. Now, there is some really dumb stuff on this site, but there is also some really funny stuff. Try to figure out what's funny and get back to me. I'll tell you if you're right or wrong.

3. Did you think I was going to forget to give you the web address? Yes you did. Quit being so damned negative all the time. www.graphjam.com.

Here I aaaam...

... ROOOOCK YOU LIKE A HURRICAAAANE!!!!

Gosh, C'MON... TAKE FOREVER!

Uhg. Where to start... I think it’s probably easier to write up posts a little at a time instead of trying to remember what I’ve been doing over the last 3+ weeks. Not to mention, a lot less boring for the average reader. I’ll have to file that one away in the old memory banks.

About a week and a half ago I had every intention of updating everyone on MW’s recent life happenings. It all started one evening after paying all of my bills online. I WAS BEING ATTACKED!! or rather, my computer was. I was somehow tricked into allowing a virus/worm to backdoor me. Yeah, I said it. That’s exactly what it felt like happened. I was like, “C’mon man, I’m just trying to raise my credit score... why you gotta do me like this?”

Anyways, that’s my pathetic excuse for why this post is retardedly late in coming, instead of just ridiculously late. But fuck it. I know I’ve already lost the bulk of my readership. May is a rebuilding month. They’ll be back.

So, moving on... Like I said, a lot of crazy shit has gone down, and rather than bore you to tears giving you details like, “I accidentally murdered some dude that tried to ask me for directions,” or “I auditioned for the next season of American Idol,” I thought I’d just make a list of some of the GENERAL things that I have been up to over the last few weeks.

A list of things that I have been doing since you last read my blog:

1. School (like this wasn’t going to be on the list... use your brain)
2. Crying
3. Running (once)
4. Hamburger
5. Cheeseburger

OK, so I haven’t been THAT busy.

Keep your pants on folks...

...life update coming shortly. I've been knee deep in a little something I like to call "none of your business." But I'll make it your business soon. OK?