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SPOILER ALERT: that was it.

Just when you think you know me...

A good friend of mine, who will remain nameless, recently (this morning) asked me if my blog was "dead" then made some quip about the length of my last post not being equal to the amount of time it's been since I posted it... He could have easily just said, "Dude, your blog is a rotting pile of feces."

Now, you'd think that this would bother me, but actually its EXACTLY what I was waiting for. Rather than piss me off, which is what I believe he was trying to do, he has solidified his foothold as one of my greatest friends ever. Lucky for him.

So, this brings me to the point of this post. Just when you think you know me, THAT'S when you know me the LEAST. You see what I did there? Think about it... you had no idea.