Gosh, C'MON... TAKE FOREVER!

Uhg. Where to start... I think it’s probably easier to write up posts a little at a time instead of trying to remember what I’ve been doing over the last 3+ weeks. Not to mention, a lot less boring for the average reader. I’ll have to file that one away in the old memory banks.

About a week and a half ago I had every intention of updating everyone on MW’s recent life happenings. It all started one evening after paying all of my bills online. I WAS BEING ATTACKED!! or rather, my computer was. I was somehow tricked into allowing a virus/worm to backdoor me. Yeah, I said it. That’s exactly what it felt like happened. I was like, “C’mon man, I’m just trying to raise my credit score... why you gotta do me like this?”

Anyways, that’s my pathetic excuse for why this post is retardedly late in coming, instead of just ridiculously late. But fuck it. I know I’ve already lost the bulk of my readership. May is a rebuilding month. They’ll be back.

So, moving on... Like I said, a lot of crazy shit has gone down, and rather than bore you to tears giving you details like, “I accidentally murdered some dude that tried to ask me for directions,” or “I auditioned for the next season of American Idol,” I thought I’d just make a list of some of the GENERAL things that I have been up to over the last few weeks.

A list of things that I have been doing since you last read my blog:

1. School (like this wasn’t going to be on the list... use your brain)
2. Crying
3. Running (once)
4. Hamburger
5. Cheeseburger

OK, so I haven’t been THAT busy.